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Say Goodbye to the Sky Hey dudes. I'm IQ. Im not a gelatinous cow, I'd choose over a salad any day, and without makeup, I'd give myself an 8. I'm looking for a buddy. Someone that can connect with me. Maybe someday it'll turn into something more. So far, I haven't found that. I'm actually nice, I'm just a sarcastic asshole with a crude sense of humor. Don't know how to reply to my post? MAKE ME LAUGH, YOU PUSSY.

NSA m4w I am a m/w/m age 50 in decent shape who is divorced but still living with ex as friends, I am not getting any sex and I do love it, she does not, So if you are interested in some no strings attached sex then please respond and lets chat about it, please send pic if possible and I will do the same. and please be DDF as I am and clean. And please put your favorite color in the subject box so I will know you are real, all others will be deleted

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Miss the feel, smell, and taste of a woman Thank you for reading my ad. I have been single for a while now. I am really starting to miss what a woman feels like, smells and taste like. I am a white male, tall, average build, 40s. I would love to find a woman to spend time with .Even if its a one time discreet meet or a long term relationship.I can even help with $$$ to help you out if needed. I dont mean to sound desperate but I am not much of a drinker, so I dont go to the bars, so I figured I would try this.Write back if interestedease dont be shy, and I am real easy to talk to. Please send a pic and what city you live in so I know you are not more spam or I will not respond. I am very discreet.Thanks.Hope to hear from you soon.